well, well, well,

Fancy meetin you here. And by you, I mean me. Of course!! Well, I'm recommitting myself to this thing, AGAIN!! but this time i mean it!!! Update: I moved back to Fresburg in July of last year. I moved in with my boyfriend....no, im not kidding. I really did it!!! A year ago i couldnt have imagined being in love, much less, living in sin with the man i love!!!! But, here I am. What else? Lets see, when I moved home I took a less than appealing cocktail serving job at Cool Hand Luke's. My homey Matt is the regional manager. It was out of desperation. After being promised a bar position after "a couple months" and a couple months went by and the only bar shift i had was the sunday day(aka.j.v. bar shift!!) I realized i wouldnt be stickin around there much more.After about 6 months I decided to suck it up and work for the man. I got what my mom so coyly refers to as a "real" job. Said job is with Clear Channel Radio here in fresno. Doing advertising sales, SELLING AIR!!! I've been at it for 3 months now and have had some revelations

• Getting up at 6am SUCKS!! It DOESNT get any easier, and i just dont get how my mom was miss suzy freakin sunshine EVERY morning for ALL THOSE YEARS . She was on something.
• the "SALES" world SUCKS!! Its a vicious cycle of lies and deceit!!! The people, for the most part are actually really cool!! its that "other" part, you know, the "typical salesman" guy. Sleazy, slimey, scuzzbucket. Who's wardrobe got stuck in 1989 and never came back. His suits are too tight. His hair, whats left of it, is matted to his head with some, i can only assume, dollar store version of dippity-do. His face is oily and acne ridden. YUUUUCCKKK!! It almost makes me lose my appetite just thinkin about him!!! But, im a fat kid, so, it'll take alot more than that!!!
• The sleazy scuzz has already f'd me over, TWICE by stealing clients!!! WHAT A JERKFACE!! and the worst part about it, my boss totally knows, and just doesnt give a shit!! Yeah, I REALLY wanna work in a place like that!! Unethical, unprofessional, and oh, yeah, shit on the new girl as much as you want, as long as you're bringin in the green!! F THAT!!

For these reasons and oh, so many more, I've decided to say screw you, "the man". I'm runnin my own show from now on!! Yeah, i'll probably go into debt(debt, schmedt!!Im young!!), work ridiculously long hours(honey, ive rocked 12 hour shifts in seedy restaurants!! I can hang!!) and get tons of gray hair(ive already got like, 8!! YIKES!!!)in the process, but, in the end, its something ive wanted to do for quite sometime now, and nows as good a time as any. Besides, one day, soon, i'll have to be starting that whole family thing. House payment(CHACHING!!) babies, (LIL JANICES, scary!!!!), and all the other fun filled adult responsibilites!! Until then, I'll give the biz a shot, wish me luck!!!!