I want a golden ticket!!!!!

Sup....So im into my 5th day of officially being sick....it sucks!!!! So....im in the 'no town for the week...chillin out(not really chillin since its been well over 100 degrees every freakin day...but im not complainin...no sir....its still not half as bad as icky nawlins weather!!!)kickin it with homies...my mom and i got in early friday morning...both sick as dogs(thanks little cuz for that one!!!)....and i actually stayed in friday night!!!! I know its a freakin miracle, you know i had to be pretty damn sick to stay home on a friday in this place...such a party town!! whoo-hoo!!!! The good thing about this town is....i went out last night, and i feel pretty confident in knowing that the same lame ass people that went out friday were at the same lame ass place last night...so, its not like i really missed anything!!! Season and i watched the "new" charlie and the chocolate factory....so, we've totally been hyped about this movie since we heard they were remaking it...considering our borderline obsession with the first one(ok, so i know all the words...how can you not???seriously those freakin oompa loompa tunes are pretty damn catchy!!)then when we found out johnny depp was w.w.(he goes by dub dub in the hood byotch!!)we were totally in....so pretty much we've been hyping it ever since...and then we saw it...........................no, seriously, give me a minute............so the good news first(since there's so little of it!!)johnny depp has once again proven his innate ability to play the freakin strangest characters imaginable...seriously the guy is freaky!!! tim burton is a freakin awesome director...his warped sense of..well, pretty much everything is so unique its entertaining... the bad news....lets start by saying, although the rest of the theatre(it was soo packed, im reminded what little there is to do in this city!!)laughed periodically throughout the movie.... i didnt laugh once during the entire movie(unless you count the couple times i snickered, but that was out of disappointment...so, it doesnt count right?)neither did season....at one point she actually said, why arent we laughing??(cuz it wasnt funny!!)dont get me wrong....it was a good movie....i suppose if i was 9 years old...and had never seen the first...id having nothing to compare it too...kinda like when we used to drink natty ice and think it was quality beer(and a quality buzz)it was out of sheer nievte....funny, im comparing willy wonka to cheap beer..some mightve chosen to compare it to other life experiences, first loves, first loss, but not me..oh no, i chose beer....ahhh, sometimes i even astound myself!!! But, since i have seen the first(religiously some might say...ok, so i played violet in a 6th grade play...alright, there i said it...im not ashamed...and yes they turned me into a blueberry....there ive exposed my reasons...ive let down my wall...are ya happy now???)now, where was i??? oh, yeah, i feel let down.....it was a good effort....but i dont know...maybe i shouldve been stoned or somethin....it did have trippy potential!!! Anyway, after the movie we had a couple cocktails, met up with some friends, my meds wore off so i started feeling crappy, and we called it a night.....today, after sleeping the better part of the day.....i went to seasons...we invited a few friends and we bbqed it up...shes got a kick ass house with a sweet pool table and ping pong table....we kicked it for awhile....now im home.....gonna hit the hay....going car shopping tomorrow....thursday im going camping with seasons family(gawd i miss camping....it kicks ass!!!) Saturday a few of us are headed to pismo beach for the night....then im headed up north...gotta kick it with the bay area homies(and maybe do a little shopping!!!) alright....oh, so the quote of the night.....we were playing this word game called catch phrase(kinda like password)and its this metrosexual(still trying to determine his sexuality)friend of seasons turn...the category was sports...he was complaining that he didnt like sports and didnt really know alot about it....ok, so, its his turn....he has a word that he has to try to get us to get by describing it....he says "ok, so you know in martial arts....when you're not on the offense you're......" the word was defense.....dude...it was haaaalarious...i was like...offense???martial arts??? how bout, try, i dont know, football maybe, or basketball, shit even hockey, no, he chose martial arts?? do they even have offense and defense??... it was pretty damn funny....alright yall peace out!!!