sweatin to the oldies

Ok, so...i know people in fresno(and me)we say it gets like, super hot during the summer..but...here, its just a whole nother ballgame..i mean..ohmigod!!!.its only the end of may...there is no way im gonna make it through this freakin humidity...for those yet to experience a summer in the n.o. let me try my best to describe....you know when its hot, and you're driving around with the a/c blastin, when you get to wherever you're goin, you get up and out of the car, and you have to pull,(insert random piece of clothing here)away from your body cuz its stuck with sweat, ok, so maybe that was just me, but, imagine...if you will...so...its that stickiness, but, like, all the freakin time..i mean just the walk to my car this morning, after i'd spent a good hour gettin myself all purty for work(what? looking this good takes time, ok??)worked up the dirtay sweat(my new reference to the humid sweatiness im sure i'll see quite frequently in the next few months, yay!! somethin to look forward to!). But the worst part about the dirtay sweat is the little beads that just flourish on my face on the skin beneath my nose and above my lip....i hate this sweat most because its not only most obvious(i know everyone's staring at it when they see it!!Paranoid much!!!), but its not like you can wipe that spot without incident, i mean what other reason than to wipe one's sweat, or snot would one even be near that area of the face(i wonder if its got an actual name?)??? Anyhoo, i guess you can tell i dont have much to report since i just spent way too much time ranting about sweat!! Moms left yesterday...its like moving out all over again...got used to havin the old lady around!! Now i have to be an adult again...this sucks!!! Anyway,still stickin with the whole bootcamp thang...i've lost 10 lbs. so far!! Its been like 12 days since i've had a drink....no, im serious, no, really...ok, so its partially cuz i was around mom like 24/7, so the drinking police(mom)were in full effect....but she's been gone 24 hours and im still going strong(ok, maybe not strong, it does get kinda hard, i mean i get people drunk for a living for gods sake, as a matter of fact its not easy at all!!!) I feel so much better, not being hungover that is...plus, now my dad doesnt have to "worry about my drinking"anymore...well, at least not for a while...with the diminish in the drinking, so too has my social life...it doesnt help i spent the last month attached at the hip to my mother, now im not going out, its quite a bumpy road this whole healthy lifestyle thang....but, its just something that needs to be done, so sacrificing a few crazy nights, and a few gnarly hangovers is a small price to pay for the inshape me thats to come!! Gawd all that stemmed from just one hour of Oprah....i should definitely watch more television....stay up!!!