Friday, November 26, 2004

Gobble,Gobble

Ok, so hope everyone(dont really know who EVERYONE includes, since im pretty sure im the only one reading this damn blog, but whatevA) had a great thanksgiving. I, upon eating with my garlic clove family(coworkers)realized something, something so genius that i really dont know how i went through all the previous turkey days without realizing it, i realized that every person(s) who host a thanksgiving feast should, as standard protocol(as standard as taking someones coat upon entering) hand each guest a pair of elastic waist bottoms, thus eliminating both the guilt brought upon by too-tight pants syndrome, and the discomfort!! I know, i amaze myself at times, i really do!!! LATA!!!!

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